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Monday, September 20, 2010

Ratings from the Great American Beer Festival

The following is the list of beers we tried at the Great American Beer Festival in no particular order. Most of the beers were mediocre at best, but a few of them got a really good and 3 of them got the coveted RFG. There were a lot of unique names among the couple hundred beers we tried yet some of the most creative names ended up tasting like bad dishwashing liquid. Maybe if they spent as much time on the beer as on coming up with a witty name, the beer would be much better. Next time, we will try even more, (if our livers can handle it)

Oskar Blues
Barrel Aged Ten Fidy (RFG!)
Barrel Aged Sour Cherry Old Chub (Really Good)

Adirondack Pub and Brewery
Dirty Blonde Ale (so-so)
Beaver Tail Brown Ale (so-so)

America's Brewing Company @ the Roundhouse
Paddler's Porter (so-so)
Beauregard's Blueberry Beer (so-so)

Augusta Brewing Company
Hyde Park Stout (so-so)
Augusta Witbier (sucks)
1856 I.P.A. (so-so)

Backcountry Brewery
May Bock (good)
Ptarmigan Pilsner (sucks)

Barley Island Brewing Company
Dirty Helen Brown Ale (good)

Battered Boar Brewing Company
Briarpatch Amber Ale (sucks)
Company Man Pale Ale (sucks)
Chuck's Pumpkin Ale (so-so)
Coconut Cream Stout (sucks)

Big Rock Chop House
Flying Buffalo Imperial Stout (really good)
Norm's Raggedy Ass IPA (good)
American Brown Ale (so-so)

Black Diamond Brewing Company
Le Beau Fils Dirige Rouge (so-so)
Rampage Imperial IPA (so-so)
Jagged Edge IPA (so-so)

Sam Adams
Longshot Rae Rae's Ale (sucks)
Longshot Don Tiburon Ale (sucks)
Longshot Lavender Honey Brew (so-so)

Bull and Bush Brewery
The Tower ESB (good)
Big Ben Brown Ale (so-so)

Cambridge House Brew Pub
CPA (sucks)
Leopold's Gold (good)
Bumble Bock (good)

Cascade Brewing Company
Vlad the Imp Aler (really good)
Kriek (good)

Cascade Lakes Brewing Company
Blonde Bombshell (sucks)
Centennial IPA (good)
20" Brown (so-so)

Chuckanut Brewery
Bock (so-so)
Dunkel (so-so)
Pilsner (so-so)

Cigar City Brewing
Marshal Zhukov's Final Push (really good)
Jai Alai IPA (so-so)
Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Brown Ale (really good)
Guava Grove (really good)

Cocoa Beach Brewing Company
Orange Avenue Wit (so-so)

Cumberland Brewery
Bourbon Barrel Keister (really good)
Bases 10 IPA (good)

Dogfish Head
Chateau Jiahu (so-so)
Bitches Brew (really good)
Tamarillo (so-so)
Grain to Glass (sucks)

Dunedin Brewery
The Rock (good)

Elysian Brewing Company
Mens Room Original Red Ale (sucks)
Mr. Yuck (good)

Emerald City Beer Company
Dotties Seattle Lager (so-so)

Evolution Craft Brewing
Rise Up Stout (good)
Lot #3 IPA (so-so)

Fegley's Brew Works
Kriek (good)
Bagpiper's Scotch Ale (so-so)
Hop'solutely (really good)
Pawn Shop Porter (so-so)
Devious Imperial Pumpkin (really good)

Five Seasons Brewing Company
Hopgasm (good)
Scotch Ale (good)
Seven Sisters (sucks)

Flying Fish Brewing Company
Exit 1 (really good)

Foothills Brewing Company
Hoppyum IPA (so-so)
Seeing Double IPA (good)
Baltic Porter (good)
Oktoberfest (so-so)

Great Lakes Brewing Company
Glockenspiel (good)
Rye of the Tiger (sucks)
Christmas Ale (good)

Hoppin Frog Brewing
Turbo Shandy Citrus Ale (really good)
Frog's Hollow Double Pumpkin Ale (good)
Hop Master's Abbey Double IPA (good)
Cafe Beans Imperial Coffee Stout (really good)

Holy Mackerel Brewing
Tripel (good)

Big Bear Brewing
Paw Print Pilsner (so-so)

Iron Hill Brewery & Restaurant
Shokolod Stout (good)

Karl Strauss Brewing Company
Amber Lager (so-so)

Kuhnhenn Brewing Company
Fourth Dementia Old Ale (really good)
Hefeweizen (so-so)
DRIPA (good)
Solar Eclipse (really good)

Lagunitas Brewing Company
Old Gnarlywine (so-so)
Voodoo Hop Juice (so-so)

Lone Rider Brewing Company
Peacemaker (sucks)
Sweet Josie (sucks)
Shotgun Betty (sucks)

The Lost Abbey
Red Poppy (really good)
Angel's Share Grand Cru (good)
Framboise de Amorosa (good)
Judgement Day (really good)
Carnavale (so-so)

Mad Fox Brewing Company
Wee Heavy (really good)
Golden Strong (really good)
George's Southern Bitter (sucks)
Kolsch (so-so)
Molotov Hoptail (good)

Stone Brewing
San Diego Session (so-so)
Double Dry Hopped IPA (so-so)

Kona Brewing
Coco Loco (good)
Oceanic Orgasmic (sucks)
Castaway IPA (so-so)

The Mash House Brewery & Chophouse
Hoppy Hour IPA (so-so)
Red Ale (so-so)
Hopnotic (so-so)

Moon River Brewing
Captain's Porter (good)
Apparition Ale (so-so)
Rosemary Swamp Fox (so-so)

New Belgium Brewing Company
Abbey Belgian Style Ale (good)
Imperial Berliner-Style Weiss (good)
Belgo-IPA (sucks)

New Glarus Brewing
Raspberry Tart (RFG!)
Spotted Cow (so-so)
Enigma (good)

Odell Brewing Company
St. Lupulin (so-so)
Bourbon Barrel Stout (good)
5 Barrel Pale Ale (good)
Woodcut #4 (really good)
Mercenary (good)

Pisgah Brewing Company
IPA (so-so)
Vortex I (so-so)
Valdez (so-so)

Pizza Port Brewing
Skidmark Brown (so-so)
Z-Man Stout (good)
The Jetty IPA (sucks)
Bacon & Eggs Imperial Breakfast Coffee Porter (really good)
O.B. Chronic (sucks)
InFamous (really good)
Luck O' the Irish (so-so)
Big Wednesday (so-so)
One Down Brown (good)
Jules Winnfield (good)
Shark Attack (so-so)

Port Brewing Company
Panzer Pils (good)

Portsmouth Brewing Company
Milk Stout (good)

Redrock Brewing Company
Rauch Beer (so-so)

Rock Bottom Breweries
Udder Goodness (really good)
Heaven and Hop (so-so)

Russian River Brewing Company
Hopfather IPA (so-so)
Salvation (good)

San Diego Brewing Company
Hop Goddess (so-so)
Hopnotic (so-so)
Trophy Wife (good)

The Sandlot
Where the Helles Bill? (so-so)
Goat Rancher (so-so)
Pinch Hit Pils (sucks)

Seabright Brewery
Whale Tail Ale (sucks)
St. Hubbins Imperial Red (sucks)

Sierra Nevada Brewing
Estate Homegrown Ale (good)
Life and Limb (RFG!)

Six Rivers Brewery
Smokey Joes Spicy Porter (so-so)
Sour Grapes (so-so)
Rosie's Strawberry Wheat (so-so)
Raspberry Lambic Style (good)
Chile Beer (sucks)

Swamp Head Brewery
Midnight Oil (so-so)
Wild Night (so-so)

Magnolia Brewing
Blue Bell Bitter (sucks)

Terrapin Beer Company
Iron Tankard (good)
Monk's Revenge (good)
Side Project Volume 12 Hopzilla (good)

Thirsty Bear Brewing Company
Golden Vanilla (sucks)
Rum Runner (sucks)

Left Hand Brewing Company
Snowboard Winter Ale (good)
Marzen October (so-so)
Twin Sisters (good)
Starsky and Scotch (really good)
Good JuJu (sucks)
Blackjack Porter (so-so)
Oxymoron (good)
Black Jack Cask Ale (so-so)
Sawtooth Ale (so-so)
Jackman's APA (so-so)
Milk Stout (really good)
Imperial Stout (good)
Widdershins Barleywine (really good)

MacTarnahan's Brewing Company
Goose Bump Imperial Stout (good)

Two Brothers Brewing Company
Resistance IPA (sucks)
Public Domain 10 (good)
Cane and Ebel (good)

Titletown Brewing Company
Dry Eye Stout (sucks)
Railyard Ale (sucks)
Canadeo Gold (sucks)

Three Floyd's Brewing
Ich Bin Schwartz Genug Fur Dich (good)
Infanitus Attero (sucks)
Muenster Fest (so-so)

Yazoo Brewery
Sly Rye Porter (sucks)
Summer Ale (sucks)
Hop Project (sucks)

Avery Brewing Company
Cask Maharaja Dugame (really good)
Beast from the Wood (good)
Bourbon Barrel Aged Black Tot ( really good)
Ruminator (good)
White Rascal (good)

Boulder Beer Company
Black Lager (so-so)


Don said...

Holy Shit! Did you guys go to every station? I was there two nights I didn't have half the brews you guys did! Good on ya. keep up the good reviews.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the positive feedback Don, it was cool as shit to meet you and your brother.