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Tuesday, October 8, 2013
In honor of our 4th anniversary, lets play a little game, shall we? Below is a list of truly memorable beers. Simply match the beer with the description. Unfortunately, there is no prize (unless you are a woman. In that case, we will offer you a free breast exam).
1) Hell or High Watermelon Wheat A. Sweat in a Bottle
2)Allagash Les Deux Brassuers Ale B. Pure paint thinner
3) Extra Billy's Red Ale C. D.L. Geary's shitty shitbrew
4) Flying Horse Lager D. Like a bitter bandaid taste
5) Three Floyds Bully Guppy E. Tastes like Sherwin Williams paint
6) Sam Adams Lemon Pepper Saison F. You like corn? This one has plenty
7) Ranger Creek Small Batch #2 G. Lucky Charms and baby shit
8) Horny Goat Hopped up and Horny H. Only drink this if you're dying
9) Big Beaver Potent Peter I. Tastes like burning flesh
10) D.L. Geary's Summer Ale J. Tilapia in a bottle
11) Hook and Ladder Anniversary Ale K. Terrible spittoon leavings
12) Longtrail IPA L. Piss
13) Fordham Brewing Pamlico Amber M. Made with VMI Keydette ball sweat
14) Dogfish Head Ta Henket N. Mix a lot of shit no one likes and you get this shit
15) Blue Lab Fresh Hop O. Exploded like a Peter North Money Shot
16) Birradamare SRL Na Biretta Kuasapa P. Tea + piss - tea = this
There you have it. How good is your beer knowledge? If you got them all, you really need to drink better beer. If you missed them all, you may be Cicerone material!
Answer key: 1-A, 2-G, 3-L, 4-F, 5-B, 6- J, 7-D, 8-H, 9-E, 10-C, 11-I, 12-K, 13-P, 14-N, 15-M, 16-O
Posted by Beer Club 4 Men at 10:28 PM