HERE IT IS BOYS AND GIRLS, COME IF YOU DARE....just make sure your shot records are up to date in case Bim comes up and snuggles you like an alpaca in heat. Come out and meet the BC4M, share some drinks, good food and spread the craft beer love. Who knows what events we have planned, you could potentially see the premiere of
Ace and Gary's stomach turning sword swallowing act, watch Bim mate with a
rabid hyena, or even take your chances at dethroning
corn-hole champions Wilder and Fred. Ladies, watch yourself around Snake, he has been known to pretend he is a doctor and perform
free breast exams, while Frank the Tank will most likely wanna show off his
"machismo". Crazy Ken might be pouring his
turbo shaddy (think shandy, except somehow with even less beer) while
Big Mike will be checking id's
and camel toes at the door. Ladies, remember no shirt, no bra, no fucking problem! Hell, if we are lucky enough, we might even get to finally witness
10pm staying past 10 fucking pm (ice is starting to form in Hades as we speak). Just remember, what happens at BC4M, stays at BC4M, except herpes, that shit stays with you forever.
Cheers Bitches!
4 comments:
Once again, you've done it! Nothing says born again virgins like a self glorifying party with other Swayze-crazies all lubed up and ready to play "bouncer ". Bim banging rabid animals is nothing we haven't seen on his beastiality website. Wilder and Flintstone corn holing each other and Snake, after 2 beers, usually ends up doing breast exams on himself is status quo. Ken, nothing says the menzies like a shandy. Big Mike and Frank the Tank......well, I'll leave them be, they'll kick my ass.
So drink up boys and enjoy the night, cuz those sheep waiting at Wilders house arent gonna fuck themselves.
Yea. What he said! I'm going to the Birch.
You two butt wranglers would fit right in with that pseudo hipster crowd...hope you enjoy sucking down your italian salami saisons tonight
Well at least you anal ambassadors made it out of your moms basement for one night! Too bad you have to go home when the street lights come on or maybe you could head over to The Birch for the B United festival and have some real beers! But I'm sure that since Fred Flintstone is there you will have "a gay old time"
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